{"id":247,"date":"2016-01-07T16:16:41","date_gmt":"2016-01-07T23:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/?p=247"},"modified":"2020-12-10T16:31:50","modified_gmt":"2020-12-10T23:31:50","slug":"lyrics-a-handbag-is-not-a-proper-mother-ernest-in-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/2016\/01\/07\/lyrics-a-handbag-is-not-a-proper-mother-ernest-in-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Lyrics: A Handbag is Not a Proper Mother (Ernest in Love)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>English translation of lyrics from the Takarazuka production of the Off-Broadway musical.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Bracknell:<br><\/strong>The thing I find suspicious is the matter of<br>Your birth, your birth!<br>The thing I can\u2019t overlook is the circumstances of<br>Your upbringing, your upbringing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As a woman with<br>A proper sense of morals<br>As her mother<br>I cannot permit this!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That\u2019s right, a handbag<br>Can\u2019t be called a mother!<br>It\u2019s not a mother!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jack:<br><\/strong>I beg of you,<br>Please calm down and think about it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Bracknell:<br><\/strong>Then find yourself a mother at once!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A cloakroom<br>Can\u2019t be called a father!<br>It\u2019s not a father!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jack:<br><\/strong>I beg of you,<br>Please calm down and think about it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Bracknell:<br><\/strong>Then find yourself a father at once!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jack:<br><\/strong>Please, won\u2019t you think it over?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Bracknell:<br><\/strong>No! Certainly not!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jack:<br><\/strong>But what about your daughter\u2019s feelings?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Bracknell:<br><\/strong>I won\u2019t permit her marriage!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jack:<br><\/strong>Never?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Bracknell:<br><\/strong>Certainly not! At least to you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That\u2019s right, a handbag<br>Can\u2019t be called a mother!<br>It\u2019s not a mother!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jack:<br><\/strong>I can\u2019t just discard<br>These passionate feelings!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Bracknell:<br><\/strong>First find a mother!<br>First find a father! Then come back!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She could have any man<br>Of the proper wealth and station<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I consider my daughter\u2019s happiness<br>I could never make compromises!<br>Your birth<br>Does not suit her<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I cannot permit this!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That\u2019s right, a handbag<br>Can\u2019t be called a mother!<br>It\u2019s not a mother!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jack:<br><\/strong>Oh! What if I said<br>I had a little brother!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Bracknell:<br><\/strong>A little brother is not a parent!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A cloakroom<br>Can\u2019t be called a father!<br>It\u2019s not a father!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jack:<br><\/strong>A father? A mother?<br>Which?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Bracknell:<br><\/strong>I don\u2019t care which!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jack:<br><\/strong>Could you be a little less stubborn?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Bracknell:<br><\/strong>I shan\u2019t!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jack:<br><\/strong>Just listen for a moment!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Bracknell:<br><\/strong>I must protect my daughter\u2019s happiness<br>For I am<br>A mother!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That\u2019s right, a handbag<br>Can\u2019t be called a mother!<br>It\u2019s not a mother!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jack:<br><\/strong>I can\u2019t just discard<br>These passionate feelings!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lady Bracknell:<br><\/strong>First find a mother!<br>First find a father!<br>Then come back!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>English translation of lyrics from the Takarazuka production of the Off-Broadway musical. Lady Bracknell:The thing I find suspicious is the matter ofYour birth, your birth!The thing I can\u2019t overlook is the circumstances ofYour upbringing, your upbringing! 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