{"id":317,"date":"2016-02-18T16:26:00","date_gmt":"2016-02-18T23:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/?p=317"},"modified":"2020-12-14T16:31:38","modified_gmt":"2020-12-14T23:31:38","slug":"lyrics-les-beaux-les-laids-romeo-et-juliette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/2016\/02\/18\/lyrics-les-beaux-les-laids-romeo-et-juliette\/","title":{"rendered":"Lyrics: Les Beaux, Les Laids (Romeo et Juliette)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>English translation of lyrics from the Takarazuka production of the French musical. There is a minor lyric difference between shows in one line, which is marked with an asterisk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Nurse:<br><\/strong>Ha ha ha! Go ahead and laugh<br>Ha ha ha! While you have the chance<br>You may laugh at me now but you\u2019ll end up in tears<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ha ha ha! Look at you lot: you don\u2019t know a thing<br>I am love\u2019s messenger<br>Cupid herself! Now where<br>Is sweet Romeo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Benvolio:<br><\/strong>Ha ha ha! Take a look in a mirror<br>Ha ha ha! Looking like that<br>And you want to go after Romeo<br>There\u2019s not a girl yet that\u2019s made him fall<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>All:<br><\/strong>No matter how pretty the girl<br>It\u2019s hard to catch his heart<br>Pretty is ugly, ugly is pretty<br>Scars turn to dimples: love really is blind!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Nurse:<br><\/strong>Ha ha ha! Look at you lot<br>Ha ha ha! You really don\u2019t know<br>The power of love has torn open the doors of his heart<br>And melted them down!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mercutio:<br><\/strong>Ha ha ha! What is love?<br>Ha ha ha! Love is fickle<br>What\u2019s love at night fades in the morning<br>And we\u2019re off after a false love:*<br>That\u2019s what men are!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>All:<br><\/strong>No matter how pretty the girl<br>It\u2019s hard to catch a man\u2019s heart<br>Pretty is ugly, ugly is pretty<br>You\u2019ll be disillusioned from any love after one night!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Nurse:<br><\/strong>No matter how handsome the man<br>It\u2019s hard to catch a woman\u2019s heart<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>All:<br><\/strong>Pretty is ugly, ugly is pretty<br>What\u2019s in fashion soon becomes tiresome<br>Love should be used and thrown out<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No matter how pretty the girl<br>It\u2019s hard to catch Romeo\u2019s heart<br>Pretty is ugly, ugly is pretty<br>Scars turn to dimples: love really is blind!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* Some productions have this line phrased as &#8216;<em>next <\/em>love&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>English translation of lyrics from the Takarazuka production of the French musical. There is a minor lyric difference between shows in one line, which is marked with an asterisk. Nurse:Ha ha ha! Go ahead and laughHa ha ha! While you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/2016\/02\/18\/lyrics-les-beaux-les-laids-romeo-et-juliette\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,11,4],"tags":[7,21],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":318,"href":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions\/318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zukalations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}